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1st East Vedder Charges
"Since living in a residence hall is a privilege accompanied by certain responsibilities associated with community living, the occupants assume responsibility for loss or damage to any property in the public area (lounge(s), hallway, bathroom, etc.) within the community. The charge for replacing items stolen or damaged will be divided equally among all hall group residents. Moreover, residents are required to take their trash to the central drop off location for their building or area." (Section 9 of the Residence Hall Contract)
Consequently, the Office of Housing and Residential Life is keeping a tally of damages and missing furniture in the public areas on your hall or in your building for which each of you will be billed a replacement/repair charge at the end of the semester if the person(s) responsible is not identified. We ask that you call (extension 71195) or write (identifying yourself) to the Office of Housing and Residential Life, or contact your RM if you have ANY information regarding to the following damages or missing furniture.
Charges Incurred:
Clean up vomit: 1st floor stair well ($30.00)
Personal
trash (condom): Rear basement stairs ($30.00)
Install Blue Lenses fire extinguisher: Vedder Pit ($30.00)
Replace fluorescent light: 1st floor East ($73.50)
Removal of graffiti: NE exit door ($30.00)
Removal of graffiti: Closet door men's bathroom ($30.00)
Replace broken windows: 1st floor ($128.00)
Replace blue emergency light: Vedder Pit ($30.00)
Replace fire extinguisher: Vedder Pit Hall ($184.00)
Repair electrical on vending machine: Vedder Pit ($100.00)
Clean up vomit: Men's Bathroom ($30.00)
Clean up feces: West Stairwell ($92.00) Who the fuck would do this?
Repair men's bathroom: 1st East men's bathroom ($144.50)
Repair main door window: Main door ($32.00)
Clean up urinals: Men's Bathroom ($90.00)
Replace ceiling tile: 1st floor East ($38.00)
Clean up vomit: Woman's Bathroom ($30.00)
Clean up fire extinguishers: 1st floor east ($184.00)
Clean up cigarretes: 1st East stairwell ($30.00)
Repair paper towel dispenser: Woman's bathroom ($55.00)
Clean excessive mess: Woman's bathroom ($30.00)
Replace blue emergency light: Vedder pit ($38.00)
Repair paper towel dispenser: Men's Bathroom ($55.00)
Grand Total: $1514.00
Abiding by no rules other than our own: Priceless
A typical "morning after" in Vedder 1NE.
CAUTION: Disaster Zone
That's right... all the garbage.
This page is meant to be a joke and in no way should place guilt on the 1NE residents for the damage mentioned.
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