"Completely Worthless" is just that... completely worthless. Rarely attending brotherhood functions, he is hardly concerned with the general well-being of the fraternity. On the random occasion that "Worthless" actually voices his opinion of fraternity affairs, they're typically concerned with the deep-fryer breaking in the kitchen, ordering porn from Direct TV or who's buying beer for the evening.

He shares no real common interests with those members trying to better the fraternity. What he lacks in leadership, passion and responsibility, he more than makes up for with his heightened video game skills, apathy to physical movement and an overall ignorance to the real world. Understandably, this entry is shorter than the others - frankly, this individual doesn't really do much, he's just worthless.