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Alcohol
has dominated the sorority landscape since the first
sisterhood was created in 1851. Since then, the mass
consumption of beer, wine and fine spirits has become
synonymous with sorority girls everywhere.
While most sorority girls engage in normal college drinking
habits, there
exists a sorority identity, the "Sloppy Drunk,"
whose nightly mission goes far beyond mere social lubrication.
Instead, this booze-a-licious vixen aims towards complete
and utter intoxication whenever the opportunity presents
itself.
Typically
fun to hang around, the "Sloppy Drunk" often
becomes the life of the party due to her over-the-top
drunken antics. Whether she's dancing half-naked on
coffee tables, screaming song lyrics at the top of her
lungs, or stumbling to the bathroom on her way to vomit,
she's always an entertaining sight.
However,
when completely shitfaced, the "Sloppy Drunk"
has been known to exhibit some serious bipolar tendencies.
Depending on the mix of liquor in her system, she can
rapidly shift from having a drunken heart-to-heart conversations
with random strangers to a combative psycho-bitch trying
to pick a fight with the entire starting offensive line
of the football team.
Due
to the constant blackout nature of the "Sloppy
Drunk," she rarely recalls the happenings of her
previous evening - often waking up in the beds of random
dudes and leading her precariously towards a transformation
into the "Promiscuous
Whore."
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